Killing a Fly with a Ukulele: Givinya De Answers - Blue vs Pink

I am the Mum.
If life was a circus, I would be the plate-juggling lady with monkeys on her shoulders who stands on one leg on a horse's back as it canters around the ring.

I am the Writer.
I use too many commas, dashes and dot-dot-dots, and I often start sentences with conjunctions because I like my blog to look the way it sounds in my mind.

I am the Hero.
Life is a bit like a superhero action comic, except that the superheroes are tiny children dressed in super-suits who possess no actual powers, while I just get them food, break up fights and clean their super-suits.

12 April 2008

Givinya De Answers - Blue vs Pink

I can't really just leave it at that today can I? Sure, it's looking very grim here. But I have to see if there's something more encouraging to say. At least it will take my mind off my itchies.

I'm loving this Givinya De Answers segment. Thanks for your questions - they brighten my day. Like this one:

Dear Givinya,

I'm a SAHM to 4 lovely boys and I think your Smoochy Girl is really cute - can you give me tips on getting that elusive girl?

Mum 2 4 Boys.

Dear M24Bs,

Firstly: boys are great! So are girls! But if you're really keen to try for something different, here's a true story.

When I was pregnant with Sonny Ma-Jiminy, the home pregnancy test had two blue lines.

When I was pregnant with Smoochy Girl, the home pregnancy test had two pink lines.

I recommend you buy a different brand of test - one with pink lines. I had 100% success with this.

Wishing you the best, as I remain,
Givinya De Answers.

Do you have a question for me?
More to the point, do I have an answer for you?
Try me.

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This is the story of me, Givinya de Elba, and my adventures with Mr de Elba, my children Buzz, Jessie, and Woody and our dog, Bullseye. We have plenty of good times, some weird times and a huge dose of drama.

Some of my posts are sad, lots are funny and sometimes I subject you to my pondering. We have our celebrations, when I write a decent poem I share it with you and when I'm held hostage, I do the occasional meme.

Other people who are special to me feature here too, some of them being my Dad, my Mum, my Crazy Sister (her blog), my Wee Brother and my good friend Hippomanic Jen (her blog).

I am a part-time speech pathologist, and try to cook, keep a garden alive and take photos that don’t make us look like we are pharmaceutically affected or dangerously homicidal.

I often suffer from Mumfail but I keep hanging on to the One who picks me up when I fall. If you email me, I’ll answer.

And if all that is too much, just read my “Best Of."

No, they didn't.

They called me Katherine.

I go by Kate.

I came up with the pseudonym Givinya de Elba in highschool and it was based on a joke from an episode of Dad's Army called 'A Soldier's Farewell.'

In the episode, after eating too much toasted cheese, Captain Mainwaring dreams he is Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo. I don't remember much about the episode other than Mainwaring telling his loyal men (Jones, Pike and Godfrey) that he has been exiled to the island of Elba.

Jones quips, "Hence the expression - Givin' ya the Elber!" (giving you the elbow, i.e., pushing you around.) I thought that Givinya de Elba was a half-decent pseudonym for someone who likes to joke and push people around, and I stuck with that.