Killing a Fly with a Ukulele: A few random things

I am the Mum.
If life was a circus, I would be the plate-juggling lady with monkeys on her shoulders who stands on one leg on a horse's back as it canters around the ring.

I am the Writer.
I use too many commas, dashes and dot-dot-dots, and I often start sentences with conjunctions because I like my blog to look the way it sounds in my mind.

I am the Hero.
Life is a bit like a superhero action comic, except that the superheroes are tiny children dressed in super-suits who possess no actual powers, while I just get them food, break up fights and clean their super-suits.

30 April 2008

A few random things

I got an enormous fright yesterday. I was changing the cot sheets when I saw what I thought was blood-spotting from bed bugs IN THE ONLY BED THAT HASN'T BEEN AFFECTED BY THE HORRIBLE THINGS!!! Sometimes I just need to take a closer look.

Duh.

And today, Smoochy Girl was trying desperately to get into the cardboard box on the coffee table. We keep our piles of papers and coffee-table junk in there so she can't keep tossing the lot onto the floor. It's too high for her to get her little hands into. Or not.

The cheeky little monkey.

2 comments:

Swift Jan said...: HAHA Thats so cheeky!!; 30 April, 2008 18:32
Nauntie Lush said...: That looks like someone here.

You are going to have your hands dang full very quickly.

PS - pic is not "manish" the dead fly one was hysterical though.; 01 May, 2008 04:17

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30 April 2008

A few random things

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