10 September 2008

In my own personal Magistrates Court

Defendant: Sonny Ma-Jiminy

Offence: Harassment of your mother involving whining at her All. Day. Long.

Plea: Guilty.

Sentence:


Defendant: Sonny Ma-Jiminy

Offence: Grievous body-slamming of Smoochy Girl occasioning screaming.

Plea: Guilty.

Sentence:


Defendant: Sonny Ma-Jiminy

Offence: Theft of toys from Smoochy Girl occasioning screaming.

Plea: Guilty.

Sentence:


Defendant: Sonny Ma-Jiminy

Offence: Wilful destruction of a favourite mobile. Defence: "Smoochy liked it - she laughed when I did it".

Plea: Guilty.

Sentence:

Sigh. But I guess we can't go and visit Constable-Uncle Crazy every day of the week for a look inside his paddy wagon.

7 comments:

Jen said...

That was an awesome post. I am totally cracking up. I just have one question, does he understand the seriousness of the crime? One of these days he will ;)

Heather of the EO said...

I honestly try never to do this, but it's just too similar for me not to share:
http://theextraordinaryordinary.blogspot.com/2008/08/national-night-out-gone-wrong.html

I don't even know if you'll be able to click on it, cause i've never done the linking to a post thing before.

It's just that your boy and my boy both look so eerily similar in the sense of adult/doing what they would do if they were actually in a police car, it's just too funny...

Swift Jan said...

great post!
I bet you had hoped uncle Crazy would have locked the door... mwahahahaha

DYSFUNCTIONAL MOM said...

Hilarious! Next time, slam that door and RUN!!! lol

Tracy P. said...

Throw the book at him and lock him up, I say. Poor Smoochy Girl! (Who I'm sure is learning to milk it for all it's worth.)

Crazy Sister said...

May I just say my husband's rear looks especially fine in this shot.

Oooooooh uniforms. Mmm mmm.

Mrs. Tantrum said...

I want an uncle who is a police officer (especially one with a hot rear) who can put my child in a police car. Especially after last night...when he again screamed at me that he hated me and does not love me and wants a new momma. I think a little bit in the paddy wagon would cure that for sure!