25 May 2008

Conspiracy

Smoochy Girl: Mum's looking good!

Sonny Ma-Jiminy: Yeah, plenty of energy.

Smoochy Girl: I guess it's time we did something about that.

Sonny Ma-Jiminy: Okay, what did you have in mind?

Smoochy Girl: I was thinking we could keep her up really late at night and then wake her up early in the morning.

Sonny Ma-Jiminy: Good idea. And we could do Tag-Team Tantrrums the next day.

Smoochy Girl: You're a Thinker. Okay, how will we do this? I could do the early shift. Waking every hour from bedtime until 1:00am.

Sonny Ma-Jiminy: Great! And I can wake up really early in the morning. I'm sure I will have a Nappy Buster or something.

Smoochy Girl: Nice. You got a plan for after you wake up?

Sonny Ma-Jiminy: Oh, the usual noise in my room, then asking Mummy silly questions and I might follow it up by getting into the fridge and helping myself to that watermelon in there. Big mess, that sort of thing.

Smoochy Girl: Cool. It's a plan. You ready for Tag-Team Tantrums tomorrow?

Sonny Ma-Jiminy: Sure! Okay, I'm off to sleep.

Smoochy Girl: And I'm off to sleep-wake-sleep-wake-sleep-wake-sleep.

Sonny Ma-Jiminy: Enjoy!

Smoochy Girl: Cheers!

3 comments:

Aunt Debbi/kurts mom said...

Hahahah, They do grow out of it, really.

Debbi

mommastantrum said...

One word MELATONIN.

Hide it in their juice. They sleep all night. Which means you sleep all night.

It works for me!!

musing said...

Strategic little buggers, aren't they? :D

Hang in there!