03 June 2009

All Dogs Go To Heaven ... Don't They?

This tickled my funny bone!

Mainly because I'm not fond of church signs.

As a Christian, I cringe to see my Lord being represented by signs saying critical things like "Dusty Bibles Lead To Dirty Lives" and thoughtless things like "Empty Cradle - Empty Christmas" and innocuous, empty things like "And Mary Stored All These Things Up And Pondered Them In Her Heart." All those travesties were perpetrated in my last town, and I saw them all with my own eyes.

This is an Internet hoax (but how FUNNY it is!) about a supposed face-off between a Catholic Church and a Presbyterian Church arguing about the eternal destiny of dogs. Apparently, these pictures were made with the Church Sign Generator.





















The thing I found funny was IF they were real, and IF I drove past on some random day and saw

"Converting to catholocism (sic) does not magically grant your dog a soul,"

I would have crashed my car from laughing so hard!

14 comments:

Swift Jan said...

Thanks for the chuckle!!

Louisa said...

This absolutely cracked me up! Particularly the last one!!

Hippomanic Jen said...

ALL PERPETRATORS OF JOKES AGAINST CHURCHES GO TO HEAVEN?

•´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Trish.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• said...

love it and yes they do !

Sassy Britches said...

I couldn't help but snort at the last one! It's so whimsical and in-your-face!

~Taz~ said...

oh i'm so with you-- i hate the church signs with the corny sayings... if I, as a Christian make fun of them, then what do non-Christians think?
haha i like that face-off :) that's so funny! :) :)

Tracy P. said...

Well God rocks, and dogs rock, so obviously rocks go to heaven!

I am SO with you on the church signs!

GreenJello said...

I totally would have died laughing, too. :)

Joy said...

Funny stuff. My goodness.


Joy

Hairline Fracture said...

That is one funny hoax. Love it!

Crazy Sister said...

My dog doesn't deserve to go to heaven. And if your dog goes, they'd better have fences for her, or she'll be attacking all the other sainted canines in the place.

musingwoman said...

Hahahahahaha! I'm so stumbling this. :)

John Ross said...

OH, yeah, I like that one. How dinner rolls in heaven..there's a rock and roll heaven reference just waiting in there somewhere.

internet hoax or not, that's just...very fun.

le @ thirdontheright said...

hee hee hee loving this ... will send my bud jen over for a smile - she will no doubt have something to say .... hugs le xoxoxo