I am the Mum. If life was a circus, I would be the plate-juggling lady with monkeys on her shoulders who stands on one leg on a horse's back as it canters around the ring.
I am the Writer. I use too many commas, dashes and dot-dot-dots, and I often start sentences with conjunctions because I like my blog to look the way it sounds in my mind.
I am the Hero. Life is a bit like a superhero action comic, except that the superheroes are tiny children dressed in super-suits who possess no actual powers, while I just get them food, break up fights and clean their super-suits.
Buzz is the Superhero who saves my day. He is a faithful friend and brother, willing to lead his sidekicks into intergalactic adventures ... to infinity and beyond.
Jessie is a feisty cowgirl who knows her mind and is willing to give anyone a piece of it. She is wild and spirited, she loves large animals but is terrified of small harmless critters. Jessie would rather find a rattlesnake in her boot than have her hair washed and brushed.
Woody loves rounding up his gang and charming the crowd. He's not keen on the war-whoops of the other varmints or on being smothered with too much affection, but he loves seeing the lay of the land while riding high in the arms of his Sheriffs.
Rex is the much-awaited newest member of our outfit. He joined us in July 2012, and is therefore too young to have much said about him. He drinks a lot of milk and all he can say is "Rarr!"
"No, Buzz, I AM your father."
Mr de Elba is dark and handsome with a loud laugh. He is a fun and loving father who enjoys spending time with his children. He's great at computers - this means I have my own personal IT Guy, but also that he often falls asleep in front of computer games at night. He makes great coffee, does the best Chicken Tikka Masala, cooks a mean barbecue and plays guitar frightfully well. He is, however, no good at doing accents.
Bullseye has been contributing to Blue-Tongue Lizard and Bandicoot Attrition Rates since we moved in to a new house which backs onto some forest. She either moves in quantum motion or possesses the power of ubiquity. She can often be seen, apparently simultaneously, at both the side door and the back door. Her arch-nemeses include dogs and other animals smaller than her. She harbours a deep envy of aeroplanes and birds who possess what she so desperately craves: Altitude.
Those teeny, tiny toe niblets are melting me. So, so, sweet.
This is like one of those Anne Geddes shots, except with potential for some much more explicitness should the photog not crop verrrry carefully. :D
We never thought to bring Kiddo into the shower at that age. At that point, she was still tiny enough that we were bathing her in one of those tiny, rectangular plastic basins they give you for catching bodily emissions at the hospital. I think we also were still quite afraid that we would, somehow, manage to Break the Baby...
Yes, you do worry that you will Break the Baby, I understand that. Once I realised that you can shower with a baby, we stopped bathing our kids so much. They usually come in the shwoer with us. They love it. I wrote about how I shower with a baby here. Always worth re-reading it, as it contains the story of how I flashed my Naked Self at a Church Camp.
Geez. You really don't have to worry. For the photo Mr de Elba was wearing swimming trunks. And some trackpants over the top. And some skiing gear over the top of that. And a space suit on top.
Your remark above just cracked me up. Mr. deElba was prepared. He knows his wife too well to trust her with a camera and a shower scene. :)
Anyway, that is sooo precious. I love how he slept right thru it. I never showered with mine when they were babies. Wish I had. But that was like the only time I had to myself, so I guess I was a little selfish with it.
That is just the picture of contentment. Even though my husband loves his long warm showers, we never thought to take the kids in at that age. Mr. Blue still gets in with his daddy, though! (Miss Pink also likes showers better than baths.)
Some of my posts are sad, lots are funny and sometimes I subject you to my pondering. We have our celebrations, when I write a decent poem I share it with you and when I'm held hostage, I do the occasional meme.
I am a part-time speech pathologist, and try to cook, keep a garden alive and take photos that don’t make us look like we are pharmaceutically affected or dangerously homicidal.
I often suffer from Mumfail but I keep hanging on to the One who picks me up when I fall. If you email me, I’ll answer.
And if all that is too much, just read my “Best Of."
I know. It seems crazy to go back to pseudonyms now that Mister Internet knows our real (first) names. I blogged for 8 months with real names because I love the names that I gave my children, and I wanted my friends to know us better! Now that you do, I'm ready to go back to my original blog genre using pseudonyms, so here we go.
This does mean that "Jessie" is onto her fourth Blog Name. What can I say? I've never found the perfect one.
No, they didn't.
They called me Katherine.
I go by Kate.
I came up with the pseudonym Givinya de Elba in highschool and it was based on a joke from an episode of Dad's Army called 'A Soldier's Farewell.'
In the episode, after eating too much toasted cheese, Captain Mainwaring dreams he is Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo. I don't remember much about the episode other than Mainwaring telling his loyal men (Jones, Pike and Godfrey) that he has been exiled to the island of Elba.
Jones quips, "Hence the expression - Givin' ya the Elber!" (giving you the elbow, i.e., pushing you around.) I thought that Givinya de Elba was a half-decent pseudonym for someone who likes to joke and push people around, and I stuck with that.
"Er, sweetheart, killing a fly with a ukulele is probably the wrong thing to do ..."
I thought it sounded like something I'd say; something that summed up the parenting experience quite well. A bizarre yet offhand, languid suggestion that pest control was best achieved without the use of musical instruments.
14 comments:
That is gorgeous and made me cry happy tears. (And the photo is nicely cropped... because Killing a Fly isn't THAT kind of blog!)
Aww... look at his tiny feet! Is he ASLEEP?
That is so so beautiful. You make me miss my husband!
Joseph was FAST asleep. He wasn't though once we took him out of the shower.
Awwwwwww!
Those teeny, tiny toe niblets are melting me. So, so, sweet.
This is like one of those Anne Geddes shots, except with potential for some much more explicitness should the photog not crop verrrry carefully. :D
We never thought to bring Kiddo into the shower at that age. At that point, she was still tiny enough that we were bathing her in one of those tiny, rectangular plastic basins they give you for catching bodily emissions at the hospital. I think we also were still quite afraid that we would, somehow, manage to Break the Baby...
Yes, you do worry that you will Break the Baby, I understand that. Once I realised that you can shower with a baby, we stopped bathing our kids so much. They usually come in the shwoer with us. They love it. I wrote about how I shower with a baby here. Always worth re-reading it, as it contains the story of how I flashed my Naked Self at a Church Camp.
This is a priceless photo and I have to tell you, it is such an intimate family shot, I nearly had to look away. It absolutely melts my heart.
Nana Tantrum
Geez. You really don't have to worry. For the photo Mr de Elba was wearing swimming trunks. And some trackpants over the top. And some skiing gear over the top of that. And a space suit on top.
Honest.
Your remark above just cracked me up. Mr. deElba was prepared. He knows his wife too well to trust her with a camera and a shower scene. :)
Anyway, that is sooo precious. I love how he slept right thru it.
I never showered with mine when they were babies. Wish I had.
But that was like the only time I had to myself, so I guess I was a little selfish with it.
♥
Joy
I too love a good warm shower. You know I never thought how a baby would like a shower. Good to know.
That is just the picture of contentment. Even though my husband loves his long warm showers, we never thought to take the kids in at that age. Mr. Blue still gets in with his daddy, though! (Miss Pink also likes showers better than baths.)
We love bubby showers here too! Great bonding time :)
He (I refer to Joseph) is so scrummy!!
awwwwwww!!!
Such an absolutely amazing post. From tears to pure joy, I think I must have run the gambit of emotions.
What fun it is to discover your site. I noticed that your daughter's name is Anna-Lucia. You have very good taste!
My daughter's name is Lucia. :)
-Francesca
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