Killing a Fly with a Ukulele: A new insult

I am the Mum.
If life was a circus, I would be the plate-juggling lady with monkeys on her shoulders who stands on one leg on a horse's back as it canters around the ring.

I am the Writer.
I use too many commas, dashes and dot-dot-dots, and I often start sentences with conjunctions because I like my blog to look the way it sounds in my mind.

I am the Hero.
Life is a bit like a superhero action comic, except that the superheroes are tiny children dressed in super-suits who possess no actual powers, while I just get them food, break up fights and clean their super-suits.

18 May 2010

A new insult

In honour of this beastly 666th post I shall inform you of a new insult Jessie slung at Buzz the other night. She called him -if you can believe this- an "SB". Hideous, I know.

It went down like this:

Mr de Elba: I think I'll put this onto a USB.

Buzz, contemplatively: ...hmm, USB...

Jessie, cranky and contradictory: I'm NOT!!! You're SB!!!

6 comments:

Emily Sue said...: Well, fair enough. It's tough on a girl being called SB with no provocation...; 18 May, 2010 20:26
Swift Jan said...: LOL; 18 May, 2010 21:43
Jen said...: Now, that's funny. :); 18 May, 2010 22:49
Tracy P. said...: The little sister is ALWAYS the victim. There must be a rule about that somewhere. She just is. If he says it, it's about her. If he does it, he does it TO her. If he lives, he lives to offend her. Good times. ;-); 18 May, 2010 23:59
veiledturnip said...: Soo adorable!
'avallati'; 19 May, 2010 13:05
Sassy Britches said...: Whew. For a minute there I thought she was casting aspersions as to my character.; 01 June, 2010 12:26

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This is the story of me, Givinya de Elba, and my adventures with Mr de Elba, my children Buzz, Jessie, and Woody and our dog, Bullseye. We have plenty of good times, some weird times and a huge dose of drama.

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I came up with the pseudonym Givinya de Elba in highschool and it was based on a joke from an episode of Dad's Army called 'A Soldier's Farewell.'

In the episode, after eating too much toasted cheese, Captain Mainwaring dreams he is Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo. I don't remember much about the episode other than Mainwaring telling his loyal men (Jones, Pike and Godfrey) that he has been exiled to the island of Elba.

Jones quips, "Hence the expression - Givin' ya the Elber!" (giving you the elbow, i.e., pushing you around.) I thought that Givinya de Elba was a half-decent pseudonym for someone who likes to joke and push people around, and I stuck with that.

My sweet niece ...

18 May 2010

A new insult

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