27 August 2008

Burning Questions

As you may know, people often find my blog by Googling something odd.

Today I am going to get Sonny Ma-Jiminy to answer some of the questions that have been asked of Google, who thought that the answers must somehow lie here, in my blog.

Q: How much should you pay for a used ukulele?
SMJ: What?

Q: What is the worst thing to do after eating weet bix?
SMJ: What?

Q: Smoochy are you a friend of Dorothy's?
SMJ: What?

Q: Ways to put your used pregnancy tests to good use?
SMJ: What?

Q: I took a pregnancy test and it got really hot, why?
SMJ: What?

And here are some other searches that have landed here: Killed by a blue-ringed octopus / Statistics on weet-bix customers / Red red wine ukulele lesson / Ukulele cake topper / Killing pregnant flies / Killing fly thing / Falling fly ukulele / Tablet rainbow ukulele / Ukulele wraparound t-shirt / Flyin fine / Ukulele while on toilet / Hester ukulele.

Hope you found what you were looking for (although I'm sure you didn't.)



Used pregnancy tests?

tinsenpup said...

I always find it a little weird that people ask Google complete questions like that. It's like they think Google is some mystical oracle that will answer their question if it's feeling benevolent or send them off to read about bed bugs if it's not.

Heather of the EO said...

I too LOVE to look over my google searchers! I've shared some on my blog too cause I just think it's hilarious.
And yeah, why the full questions for Mr.Google?

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

I really want to meet some of the people who are looking for these things... but then I don't, because i think they'll scare me.

Jen said...

totally funny craziness.

Jen said...

how to people think of these things? they must have nothing better to do or I am just not the creative.

Life With Jack said...

Those are too funny. And I love SMJ's responses. I have a feeling Jack's going to be at that stage very soon. :)

Mrs. Tantrum said...

Wait until he starts asking "why" when you ask him a question, or better yet, give him the answer to a question. I think it is far worse than the "what" phase was.

I vote for Ukulele while on toilet for the winner!

We are voting for the winner aren't we?!?

Givinya De Elba said...

Oh no, he started saying "Why" ages ago. It has driven me mad for months, and now this little "What? I can't hear you" phase is annoying me so much.

No blog post could capture the frustration of when a 3 year old starts with the "Why?" questions.

But I guess you knew that already!

Zen Ventures said...

so Ukelele! That's all I'll say. Google does seem very specific with words, don't you think? :)

Zip n Tizzy said...

Love it!
I also love to look at sites that have google ads, and see what ads have been triggered by their posts... like the guy who was writing about how lovely the nesting birds were in his yard, invoking ads for bird traps in his side bar.
Now I'm going to go see who's googling me!

Tracy P. said...

I bet you never thought of this lovely by-product of your title!

Hey, I've got something for you. Stop by to either play along or just know you're appreciated!

musing said...

A ukulele cake topper?