Killing a Fly with a Ukulele: You know you're spending too much time online when ...

I am the Mum.
If life was a circus, I would be the plate-juggling lady with monkeys on her shoulders who stands on one leg on a horse's back as it canters around the ring.

I am the Writer.
I use too many commas, dashes and dot-dot-dots, and I often start sentences with conjunctions because I like my blog to look the way it sounds in my mind.

I am the Hero.
Life is a bit like a superhero action comic, except that the superheroes are tiny children dressed in super-suits who possess no actual powers, while I just get them food, break up fights and clean their super-suits.

29 July 2010

You know you're spending too much time online when ...

You know you're spending too much time online when you're reading your Bible, and you mentally go to "click" on Jesus' words in red text ... because it sorta looks like it could be a hyperlink.

8 comments:

Swift Jan said...: hahahaha yeah that's pretty bad!!; 29 July, 2010 12:49
Tracy P. said...: Well yeah! I mean, he should have the most followers of anybody, right? I want my little picture square on HIS page! :-) Clicking right along with you...on the red letters.; 29 July, 2010 14:29
Hippomanic Jen said...: This made me laugh out loud. You are too funny. I love your brain.; 29 July, 2010 16:11
Emily Sue said...: I so love the way your mind works.; 29 July, 2010 17:41
Allegro ma non troppo said...: Love it.; 29 July, 2010 18:30
Joy said...: Very Clever! I think that could definitely make a great devotional in the blogger devotion book.
♥ Joy; 30 July, 2010 01:08
sewfunbymonique said...: too funny!!; 30 July, 2010 01:37
Ro said...: Hee hee! That is just brilliant. :); 31 July, 2010 13:57

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I am a part-time speech pathologist, and try to cook, keep a garden alive and take photos that don’t make us look like we are pharmaceutically affected or dangerously homicidal.

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I came up with the pseudonym Givinya de Elba in highschool and it was based on a joke from an episode of Dad's Army called 'A Soldier's Farewell.'

In the episode, after eating too much toasted cheese, Captain Mainwaring dreams he is Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo. I don't remember much about the episode other than Mainwaring telling his loyal men (Jones, Pike and Godfrey) that he has been exiled to the island of Elba.

Jones quips, "Hence the expression - Givin' ya the Elber!" (giving you the elbow, i.e., pushing you around.) I thought that Givinya de Elba was a half-decent pseudonym for someone who likes to joke and push people around, and I stuck with that.

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29 July 2010

You know you're spending too much time online when ...

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