I have found a portal to the centre of the earth. It is here. Under my rose garden.
I have always wondered why, after thoroughly watering my roses, the soil is dust the next day. I have put it down to too-good drainage in the soil, and failed to follow that up with more frequent watering.
Now I know why the drainage is so good. Under my garden is a portal to the earth's core.
I discovered this by accidentally leaving our tank running slowly onto one of our roses. After it had been trickling onto the "Old Fragrance" all night, it had drained from completely full to completely empty. Something like 13,000L went onto that rose.
You'd think the surrounding ground would have been wet, but apart from directly under the end of the hose, it was dry.
13,000L went straight down - to the centre of the earth - without touching the sides.