- "I TOLD YOU ... I'M NOT HAVING A SHOWER NOW!!!"
- "YOU MUST NEVER SMACK ME - I TOLD YOU NEVER SMACK ME!!!"
- "IT IS TIME FOR THE POOL NOW!!! THE POOL IS NOT SHUT NOW!!!"
The cleanup was long and difficult, owing to the fact that I didn't have contact lenses in and I was only 65% awake at most. When the cleanup was done, Sonny was wide awake and stayed that way for an hour and a half. So of course, I did too.
Tonight, Chubbity will probably sleep through again. Sonny Ma-Jiminy has a nappy on and a drink of water on his shelves. What can possibly go wrong?
THE NEXT MORNING: Of course, I forgot. Husband can wake me up by drinking a glass of milo clinking the spoon on the glass beside me after midnight, and Sonny Ma-Jiminy can wake at 5am demanding a nappy change. How silly of me to forget.