Only outside the pharmacy

On many, many occasions:

Me: Okay Woody, click yourself in to your carseat.
Woody: I caaaaan't!  I'm too wittle!  I caaaaan't!  Nooooo!

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On one occasion, months ago, after a trip to the pharmacy:

Me: (sigh) Here, I'll click you in.
Woody: I've done it by myself!
Me: You - what? You did it by yourself?  How?  Did you just do it because - ? (Making up something ridiculous...) Because we went just to that pharmacy or something?
Woody: Yes.
Me: Okay then.  Pharmacy.  Huh.

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The next day:

Me: (sigh) Here, I'll click you in.
Woody: I've done it by myself!
Me: You - what?  How?  Ahhhh, I see!  There's a pharmacy just over there!  Ha ha funny!
Woody:  Yes.  I can kwick myself in when there's a pharmacy.

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Ever since, when in a place without a pharmacy:

Me: Okay Woody, click yourself in to your carseat.

Woody: I caaaan't!  I'm too wittle!

Me: You CAN!  You did it that other day!  The day with the - the pharmacy!?!?  You remember?

Woody: I can't do it!  I caaaaan't!

Me: Why not, for goodness sake? No pharmacy, I expect?

Woody: No.  Dere's no pharmacy.

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Just to confuse me while at the shops without a pharmacy:

Me: Uh - can you click yourself in today?

Woody: I did it!  By myself!

Me: Whaaa?  Without a pharmacy?  Amazing!  You're getting bigger!  Clicked himself in without a pharmacy close by, imagine that.

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Just to confuse me while at the shops with a pharmacy:

Me: Okay, click yourself in.  There's a pharmacy over there.  Just do it.

Woody:  I caaaaan't!

Me: Why?  Why-why-whyyyyy?  There's a pharmacy!  Just there!  Look!  The green shop?

Woody: I caaaaan't kwick myself in!

Me: I just really don't get that.

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Recently, at home:

Me: (sigh) Do I have to click you in today?  Surprise me.

Woody: I caaaaan't!

Me: Oh come ON!  We're going to drive past a pharmacy!  Does that count? Surely it counts?

Woody:  I caaaaan't!

Buzz and Jessie: Woody, we have medicines in our cupboard just there in the kitchen, look!  That means we are a pharmacy!  We are!  You can click yourself in here, because we're a pharmacy!

Woody:  I caaaaan't!  Waaaahhh...

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Today, while out:

Me: (sigh) I'll put Rex in his carseat so you hop in and I'll click you up in a minute.

Woody: But I can do it at home because we are a pharmacy!

Random Stranger: Pharmacy?

Me: I can't explain.