For a simple, easy shortcut to toilet training that achieves the same overall miserable outcome, please follow instructions 1-5 below.
1. Take a pile of clean, folded underpants from child's cupboard.
2. Take a pile of clean, folded long pants from child's cupboard.
3. Submerge both piles in a bucket of water with Napisan.
4. Mop your floors.
5. Wash contents of Napisan bucket, dry, fold and replace in cupboard.
:-( She will get there...she will!
ReplyDelete6. Replace the couch.
ReplyDelete7. Decide it's perfectly reasonable for a four year old to still wear nappies.