03 June 2009

All Dogs Go To Heaven ... Don't They?

This tickled my funny bone!

Mainly because I'm not fond of church signs.

As a Christian, I cringe to see my Lord being represented by signs saying critical things like "Dusty Bibles Lead To Dirty Lives" and thoughtless things like "Empty Cradle - Empty Christmas" and innocuous, empty things like "And Mary Stored All These Things Up And Pondered Them In Her Heart." All those travesties were perpetrated in my last town, and I saw them all with my own eyes.

This is an Internet hoax (but how FUNNY it is!) about a supposed face-off between a Catholic Church and a Presbyterian Church arguing about the eternal destiny of dogs. Apparently, these pictures were made with the Church Sign Generator.





















The thing I found funny was IF they were real, and IF I drove past on some random day and saw

"Converting to catholocism (sic) does not magically grant your dog a soul,"

I would have crashed my car from laughing so hard!

14 comments:

  1. Swift Jan03 June, 2009 16:57

    Thanks for the chuckle!!

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  2. Louisa Claire03 June, 2009 18:01

    This absolutely cracked me up! Particularly the last one!!

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  3. Hippomanic Jen03 June, 2009 18:04

    ALL PERPETRATORS OF JOKES AGAINST CHURCHES GO TO HEAVEN?

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  4. ♥.Trish.♥ Drumboys03 June, 2009 22:41

    love it and yes they do !

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  5. Sassy Britches03 June, 2009 23:23

    I couldn't help but snort at the last one! It's so whimsical and in-your-face!

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  6. Unknown03 June, 2009 23:32

    oh i'm so with you-- i hate the church signs with the corny sayings... if I, as a Christian make fun of them, then what do non-Christians think?
    haha i like that face-off :) that's so funny! :) :)

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  7. Tracy P.03 June, 2009 23:54

    Well God rocks, and dogs rock, so obviously rocks go to heaven!

    I am SO with you on the church signs!

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  8. GreenJello04 June, 2009 02:15

    I totally would have died laughing, too. :)

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  9. Joy04 June, 2009 05:39

    Funny stuff. My goodness.

    ♥
    Joy

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  10. Alison04 June, 2009 08:57

    That is one funny hoax. Love it!

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  11. Allegro ma non troppo04 June, 2009 12:10

    My dog doesn't deserve to go to heaven. And if your dog goes, they'd better have fences for her, or she'll be attacking all the other sainted canines in the place.

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  12. musingwoman05 June, 2009 20:18

    Hahahahahaha! I'm so stumbling this. :)

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  13. John Ross Barnes06 June, 2009 01:13

    OH, yeah, I like that one. How dinner rolls in heaven..there's a rock and roll heaven reference just waiting in there somewhere.

    internet hoax or not, that's just...very fun.

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  14. Le 06 June, 2009 19:07

    hee hee hee loving this ... will send my bud jen over for a smile - she will no doubt have something to say .... hugs le xoxoxo

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