16 September 2008

Mortified

We were standing at the deli, waiting to be served.

Sonny Ma-Jiminy caught sight of a lady who was morbidly obese, standing some way off.

"Mummy, look!" he shouted, "there's a lady who is even fatter than you!"

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  1. Oh no, he didn't! Well at least he didn't yell that she was pregnant and he knew what SHE'D been doing.

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  2. Uh Oh .. one of my younger brothers once made a comment about the size of my mom's butt. He learned the hard way that you do NOT talk about women that way. lol good lesson to learn early :o)

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  3. Um...I guess you take that as a complement...with a bit of imagination...um yep...

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  4. Ahhh yes... the famed "double mortification"

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  5. I know that is mortifying but it is oh so funny. I hate those moments.

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  6. I can relate... though I think your experience was worse than mine.

    We were at the check out piling our groceries onto the conveyer belt thingo & there was a large lady in front of us. Connor noticed one of her grocery items were the same as ours & promptly said " that fat lady has some of those too"... how embarassing! Once we were out of her ear view I then explained that calling people fat can hurt peoples feelings. But gee wiz!

    ((hugs))

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  7. That's one of those times you wish you could borrow Harry Potter's invisibility cloak!

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  8. I told my mum the story (she is yet to learn the fine art of looking at blogs) - she laughed so hard and so suddenly that she nearly gave herself concussion on the table! That was even funnier.

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  9. ... Not that I want my Mum to acquire a brain injury.

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Thanks for picking up a ukulele and taking a potshot!