tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post1661194792331531967..comments2023-05-17T20:31:16.124+10:00Comments on Killing a Fly with a Ukulele: The Devil is in the DETAILGivinya De Elbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07746896375826415145noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-38869712215083898042008-07-15T21:11:00.000+10:002008-07-15T21:11:00.000+10:00Addendum: We have now added Mr McGee to our readin...Addendum: We have now added Mr McGee to our reading list. Sonny Ma-Jiminy noticed nothing for a few readings. Then one night he said, "What's that hanging down?"<BR/><BR/>Inspired by Jen (comment above) I matter-of-factly told him. Explained that of course if Mr McGee was naked, then obviously ...<BR/><BR/>He was satisfied with that for a few more readings. Then he asked, "Where's the other thing? It's not there."<BR/><BR/>"What other thing?"<BR/><BR/>"Hanging down. The Scrote."<BR/><BR/>Ugh. There is NOTHING attractive about the word scrote.<BR/><BR/>I suggested that perhaps it was -err- a bit smaller...?Givinya De Elbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07746896375826415145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-61728297211160709852008-06-11T13:09:00.000+10:002008-06-11T13:09:00.000+10:00I remember this book from back when I was younger....I remember this book from back when I was younger. Funny, at the time I didn't think anything of the rather graphic drawing. It's only now as an adult that I look at it and say "Oh my gosh!" I wonder why that is?Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13170131429639166827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-22587051727311405592008-06-11T03:29:00.000+10:002008-06-11T03:29:00.000+10:00Too funny!!(and the comments from your brother are...Too funny!!<BR/>(and the comments from your brother are pretty funny too! ;) )Beckihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10889115870602877427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-41622434576805850592008-06-10T22:30:00.000+10:002008-06-10T22:30:00.000+10:00How is that possible?I dissed you through rhyme!!‘...How is that possible?<BR/>I dissed you through rhyme!!<BR/>‘twas not my intention<BR/>At least not this time!<BR/><BR/>I’m racked with guilt<BR/>And apologise fully<BR/>I can’t believe I’m guilty<BR/>Of being a bully<BR/><BR/>One Homer J. Simpson<BR/>Said that it’s wrong<BR/>And he hates it when people<BR/>Mislead him through song<BR/><BR/>I hope you’ll forgive me<BR/>For being a tool<BR/>And realise it’s just me<BR/>Acting the fool.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-54661654664990978452008-06-10T22:04:00.000+10:002008-06-10T22:04:00.000+10:00Your blog was hilariousReally quite neatThough see...Your blog was hilarious<BR/>Really quite neat<BR/>Though seeing that halfway<BR/>‘twixt shoulders and feet<BR/>Was kinda disturbing<BR/>Considering that<BR/>The book’s aimed at children<BR/>Like those you begat<BR/><BR/>But you’d better come clean<BR/>Re an email you sent<BR/>Asking your brother<BR/>To post a comment<BR/>To bolster the number<BR/>Of comments to you<BR/>Into double figures -<BR/>A record that’s due<BR/><BR/>Your loving young brother,<BR/>I’m glad to assist<BR/>In all ways I can<BR/>Including like this<BR/>I got it too late<BR/>But I’m happy to see<BR/>You made double figures<BR/>With no help from me<BR/><BR/>P.S.<BR/><BR/>(Now you just need<BR/>Another one or two<BR/>To bring to said record<BR/>Those posts not from you)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-84432695177947438662008-06-10T13:40:00.000+10:002008-06-10T13:40:00.000+10:00HA HA HA!!!! Funny stuff :)HA HA HA!!!! Funny stuff :)Swift Janhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04508120826182596977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-81985994581171931942008-06-09T14:16:00.000+10:002008-06-09T14:16:00.000+10:00Yeah, I was wondering about the shape. Then I rea...Yeah, I was wondering about the shape. Then I realised that we now have an important piece of information about the legendary Mr MgGee.<BR/><BR/>He is uncircumsized.<BR/><BR/>So now we know.Givinya De Elbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07746896375826415145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-64614316140350432712008-06-09T13:46:00.000+10:002008-06-09T13:46:00.000+10:00I LOVE your rhyme!!! too cute and the pictures ar...I LOVE your rhyme!!! too cute and the pictures are a crack up, odd shape and size don't you think? Or are we American's just total prudes?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-86416795991871563952008-06-09T13:06:00.000+10:002008-06-09T13:06:00.000+10:00Thankyou all for your comments! Maybe the comment...Thankyou all for your comments! Maybe the comment count today will explode violently into double figures! That'll be a first! Thanks again, it makes a blogger's day to see that you come to read, and stay to comment! Have a lovely day everyone! GdeEGivinya De Elbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07746896375826415145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-74896495339593271192008-06-09T11:55:00.000+10:002008-06-09T11:55:00.000+10:00oh my. cracking up over here... but not sure about...oh my. cracking up over here... but not sure about reading it to my (hypothetical at this point) kids... Of course, my puppy gets a boner about once a day, so when I have 'em, they'll be seeing a lot of that - in the flesh so to speak - so, well, why not? ;)Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07607474600318564658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-36038996902295660532008-06-09T04:29:00.000+10:002008-06-09T04:29:00.000+10:00That is the craziest thing...ever!That is the craziest thing...ever!Texashollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17982077447405220888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-70944011274101048652008-06-08T12:53:00.000+10:002008-06-08T12:53:00.000+10:00I knew 'Killing a Fly...' would stoop to porn even...I knew 'Killing a Fly...' would stoop to porn eventually. :) I highly recommend that you avoid (or not as the case may be) :) 'In the Night Kitchen' by the author/illustrator of 'Where the Wild Things Are', Maurice Sendak. I leerve Maurice Sendak's work and am a little mystified at the Bill Henson-like fuss that has followed this book for decades.tinsenpuphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11955496156384131307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-66997341477478057252008-06-08T12:44:00.000+10:002008-06-08T12:44:00.000+10:00Snicker sniker, detail. The illustrator kept it r...Snicker sniker, detail. The illustrator kept it real. Thanks for the fun. <BR/><BR/>Debbi.Aunt Debbi/kurts momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05663049154538571378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-66944046941898601702008-06-08T07:57:00.000+10:002008-06-08T07:57:00.000+10:00WOW! Now I am itching, and not going to buy any ch...WOW! <BR/><BR/>Now I am itching, and not going to buy any children's books from AU anytime soon! How distracting! (And giggle inducing, because I am 12)Nauntie Lushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02602913238961361850noreply@blogger.com