tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post164515314629866586..comments2023-05-17T20:31:16.124+10:00Comments on Killing a Fly with a Ukulele: Conversation with a Two Year OldGivinya De Elbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07746896375826415145noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-75060526640214674582009-06-21T12:47:29.043+10:002009-06-21T12:47:29.043+10:00LOL
and a joke for today
'Your 1st Baby,
Y...<b>LOL</b><br /><br />and a joke for today<br /><br />'Your 1st Baby, <br /> Your 2nd Baby, <br /> Your 3rd Baby...'<br />---------------<br />1st baby: At first sign of a whimper, you cuddle.<br />2nd You pick her up when crys threaten to wake others.<br />3rd You teach the 3-yr-old to rewind the mechanical swing.<br />---------------<br />1st If the pacifier falls on the floor, you boil it.<br />2nd You rinse it w/ juice from baby's bottle.<br />3rd You wipe it off on your knee, pop it back in.<br />---------------<br />1st You change their diaper hourly .<br />2nd You change'm every 2 to 3 hours, if needed.<br />3rd You wait til you see it sagging to their knees.<br />---------------<br />1st You take him to BabyGym, BabyArt, & StoryHour.<br />2nd You take your infant to Mommy & Me.<br />3rd You take baby to the market and the cleaners.<br />---------------<br />1st First time w/ a sitter, you call home 5 times.<br />2nd You leave a number where you can be reached.<br />3rd Your instructions: call only if she sees blood.<br />---------------<br />1st You spend hours just gazing at the baby.<br />2nd You make sure toddler doesn't poke baby.<br />3rd You spend a bit of every day hiding from the kids.<br />---------------<br />1st Baby1 swallows a coin, you rush to hospital.<br />2nd child swallows a coin? You wait for coin to pass.<br />3rd child does it, you deduct it from his allowance.Nanc Twophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13171827151222610399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-13150151300841057762009-06-21T07:39:59.638+10:002009-06-21T07:39:59.638+10:00I do this to Bacon...it stops the annoying line of...I do this to Bacon...it stops the annoying line of questioning from my future constable immediately. I just hope that this doesn't derail him in his career pursuit of that when a junkie yells "DIRTY TACO" on the side of the road someday!Nauntie Lushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02602913238961361850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-71817436626942428702009-06-20T13:30:17.005+10:002009-06-20T13:30:17.005+10:00That made me giggle. :)That made me giggle. :)CynthiaKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04960741754070312487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3474627686283911965.post-85540674663254787542009-06-20T13:04:57.453+10:002009-06-20T13:04:57.453+10:00Teehee... why exactly is it that they dont wait fo...Teehee... why exactly is it that they dont wait for the answer?Swift Janhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04508120826182596977noreply@blogger.com