Some Double Dactyls

Here are two double dactyls that I re-purposed.  They were in fixed verse originally, but I refashioned them for the women's conference.  As usual, I needed two double dactyls to cover my subjects, tsk tsk.

Budgeting For Boys

Higgledy Piggledy
Ultrasonography
Showed we were having
Another young DUDE.
Fam’lies with three boys must
Jurisprudentially
Start very early to
Budget for food.

Higgledy Piggledy
Household accountancy
Surely would say food
Expenditure's worst,
But my suspicion is
Coincidentally
We'll need another big
Fridge-freezer first.

Parasites

Higgledy Piggledy

Helen McFarley, she

Sighed very deeply then

Went to confess:

“Raising my children is

Unqualifiably

Stressful when dealing with

N – I – T – S.”

Higgledy Piggledy

Helen McFarley

Admitted the worst as her

Voice duly fell:

“Superbelievably,

Chocolate at my house

Contains white, milk, dark

And COMBANTRIN as well.”

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I think I have a nappy to change.  I'd like to tell you about how people are insulting me regarding photos and videos, how I am devolving into insanity with the slightest amount of tiredness, how Timothy is 1 month old and gorgeous, etc, but I'm not sure if any of it is interesting to anyone else.  Still, it's a problem for another day as I smell something suspicious ...