15 May 2010

Shortcut to Toilet Training

For a simple, easy shortcut to toilet training that achieves the same overall miserable outcome, please follow instructions 1-5 below.


1. Take a pile of clean, folded underpants from child's cupboard.

2. Take a pile of clean, folded long pants from child's cupboard.

3. Submerge both piles in a bucket of water with Napisan.

4. Mop your floors.

5. Wash contents of Napisan bucket, dry, fold and replace in cupboard.

2 comments:

G3 said...

:-( She will get there...she will!

Allegro ma non troppo said...

6. Replace the couch.

7. Decide it's perfectly reasonable for a four year old to still wear nappies.